"Hello Dr. Mentia I'm ready for my session today, I'm looking forward to what you have in mind after last weeks session!"
"Hello Kaaren please come in....I was thinking about you for several days now and I think it's time we step up your therapy!"
"You know I'll do whatever you say Doctor, I'm committed to getting through to the roots of my condition!"
"Yes Kaaren, I also was thinking about getting to the bottom of it!"
"So what are we going to do today Doctor?"
"Well Kaaren it's time to explore your interests in another direction!"
"Kaaren, I'm your analyst and the first four letters of that title spell "anal" so grab that bottle of lube and bend over for me please....remember to explain to me how it makes you feel!"