Always eager for new playmates I convinced my very skeptical wife to allow me to put one in our back yard!!!
It did do magic but not what I had counted on exactly! This was the second day in a row that a hot man showed up whose only desire was to service my beautiful wife's needs!!!
She's a believer now and all I can think is that I must of somehow got the wrong kind of bench!!!!
Kaaren,
ReplyDeleteI think YOU should go lie on the bench................maybe a subbie will come along and do this same thing for you??? Oh, and please tell me where this bench is located!
I think that you got a JOHNNY BENCH. If you sit on that, you become a catcher. He'll score every time, but I think you would be thrown out at the plate if you tried to stretch a triple into a home run .. only guys with big Louisville Sluggers get to hit homeruns!
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