"Get back from him you bastards! What have you done to him!!!! Jim! Jim!!! Can you hear me?!?!?"
"Ah Inspector Smythe, we were expecting you...please come in and put that gun away."
"What have you done to him?"
"Well I was just about to give him bigger breasts and an insatiable urge to suck penises! I thought perhaps you might like to be the first to try him out?"
"What...you fiends...I'd never...insatiable you say....well maybe...just so I can include it in the report..."
"And don't forget the big breasts!"
"I definitely haven't forgotten!"
"Good then we'll proceed!"
"Well just this once I guess..."