"Oh poor Leeanne just look at your knees....do they hurt Sweetie?"
"A little bit, the doctor told me to stay off them for a few days and I should be alright! But what about yours Kaaren? Yours look worse than mine!!!! Have you seen the doctor?"
"Yes. but all I heard him say was something like "oh yeah that's it" it was hard to hear the rest because he was holding my ears while he was speaking...."
"You are such a slut...."
"It takes one to know one Sweetie!!!!"