I've Never Really Been Good With Engines

I was never one of those guys who could look at the engine and know what everything was! I was more interested in watching the guys cute rear ends than in the cars rear end!
I have found that as a man if I have a breakdown cars just whiz right on by me! But since I started wearing dresses I get lot's of guys who stop and want to help! The shorter the dress the more help I get!