Friday, July 11, 2014

News Flash

The three hikers claimed that they were set upon by a group of "Wild Sissies" and forced to submit to multiple instances of oral sex! Their families are relieved to have them home after their ordeal and you can see from the broad grins on their faces just how happy they are that they were rescued!
In response to the attack hundreds of local men have flooded the woods in the area searching for the "Wild Sissies".
We now return you to your regular program already in progress!

1 comment:

  1. Will they be put in a male jail when theyre caught Kaaren?