"Oh hi Brian, I'm afraid my wife is still at work. I don't expect her home for at least another hour."
"That's alright Sissy, I'll wait!"
"Um...okay...come in..can I get you anything?"
"How about a cold beer, a bottle of lube and a piece of that cute sissy ass?"
"Oh my goodness! Brian my wife will be home soon!!!"
"Okay Sissy...skip the beer!"