"Kaaren I called the repair service and they were sending someone to look at the washing machine today" she said on the phone. "Did he come yet?"
I couldn't help but laugh.
"What's so funny Kaaren, I want that machine repaired today, did the repairman come yet?"
"Yes Sweetheart, 3 times, and he fixed the washer too!"
"Kaaren you're such a sissy slut, just wait till I get home!"