She Watched Him From The Bar

He was the odd one out at a table full of boorish oafs! When they made crude remarks, he blushed! When they laughed at dirty jokes he quietly looked away! When they laughed at him he looked like he was going to cry!
She decided that he would suit her needs perfectly. His friends were stunned into silence when she approached the table and whispered "Come home with me sweetie."
Amid the hoots and filthy remarks he quickly walked to the door with her, happy to be away from his crude co-workers and happier still to be with this beautiful woman!
As they stepped out the door she looked him up and down and said, "You're about a size eight right?"
"Excuse me, I didn't hear you what did you say?"
Already picturing him in a pretty blue maids uniform with his face buried between her legs, she smiled.
"It doesn't matter sweetie we have all night to...talk!"