Haven't we all been there? I know I have....everything going so well and then the batteries die....if I didn't know better I'd think she plans it that way!
Poor baby, I'll put some new batterues in for you darling and it looks lik your toy is almost falling out. Here let me slowly push it in as far as it will go. Hmm... that clitty looks funny like that. Let's see if we can't get it standing up the other way... there that's better. Oh look its dripping a little. Let me just flick that clean with the tip of my tongue. You're moaning a lot dear are you OK?
Poor baby,
ReplyDeleteI'll put some new batterues in for you darling and it looks lik your toy is almost falling out. Here let me slowly push it in as far as it will go. Hmm... that clitty looks funny like that. Let's see if we can't get it standing up the other way... there that's better. Oh look its dripping a little. Let me just flick that clean with the tip of my tongue. You're moaning a lot dear are you OK?
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