Saturday, March 1, 2014

Surprise!

When my wife's co-worker called and asked if he could come by, I told him my wife was out for the day but he could get her on her cell phone. I was surprised when he said it was me he wanted to see! When I asked him what it was about he said he'd tell me in person and would arrive in 10 minutes!
I hurriedly changed into somewhat less girly clothes and peeked out the window to watch for his arrival.
He pulled up in a flashy red sports car and from what I could tell he had an attractive blonde with him. He said a few words to her and came to the door, I let him in before he could ring the bell. He seemed a little breathless...
I just need to know", he dropped his pants, "if you know where your wife keeps the key. The pantyhose I can slip out of at the restaurant, but this cage, well my date out there will definitely not understand!"
"My wife put you in chastity!" I said, shocked she would keep this from me!
"No she's holding the key for my wife! and I so need to be released right now."
I glanced a the cage and told him I didn't know anything about it and I would certainly not help him cheat on his wife.
He pulled up his pants and with a last desperate look said "Please don't mention this to your wife or I'm never going to get out of this damned thing>"
As the door swung shut I was already picking up the phone, cheating is simply not allowed!















2 comments:

  1. Absolutely no cheating. That is what the lock is for.

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  2. Excellent way to make the point very clear.

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