Redecorating

The decorator seemed very surprised when her suggestion that we get rid of that old ottoman was met with such a strong reaction!
"Absolutely not," my wife insisted, "It is one of my favorite pieces and we both find it very comfortable and useful. Don't you agree darling?"
"I completely agree, we both love that piece!"
The decorator shrugged and moved on but I knew as soon as she left we'd be using it again!!!