Pretend

"Good morning Stacy....have you seen my wife anywhere?"

"I'm sure she's around here somewhere Sissy..."

"I was wondering if either of you wanted me to prepare breakfast?"

"No thank you Sissy....all I wanted was coffee and I already served breakfast to your wife....so you just run along now...."

"Yes Ma'am!"

And with the cage feeling extra tight I have to pretend I didn't see what was going on....

It's not easy living with two women....