"Dammit Scotty I thought you said you fixed the Transporter!"
"I did fix it Captain, what happened? Your voice sounds different!!! Are you and Dr. McCoy alright???"
"The Doctor is alright Scotty, but I'm smoking hot!!!!"
"Dammit Jim!!! I'm a Doctor not a Fashion Model!!!!"
"Let me beam you back up and we'll get to the bottom of the problem!"
"Not right now Scotty, I see some local tribesmen coming and I'm going to....greet them!!!"