Same Old Story*

"Hey Arnold!" the other lifters shouted, "What's with the panties and stockings!!! When did you start wearing girls underwear???"
"Right after she found these under my car seat!"
"Oh hahahaha, that's funny!"
"And then she found the bras in my closet and the high heels in the garage!!!"
"Hahahaha you're killing me man!"
"Then she found my dresses in the basement, including this one....will one of you zip me up?"
"Seriously?"
"Seriously!!!!"

*thanks to Dee for the idea!!!!