"Dude you guys are hardcore!!!! We dress our pledges up as chicks too but that's really as far as we take it!!!!"
"And that's why you guys are Beta's and we're Alpha's we always take it to the next level!!!"
"But doesn't that mean you're all a bunch of cocksuckers?"
"Dude we never accept the ones that suck...we only take the ones that refuse!!!! We send the cocksuckers to pledge your frat!!!!"