Housekeeping

When Sissy's wife hired a housekeeper to come once a week Sissy had been grateful for the help....at first!!!
"Why haven't you done all the laundry Sissy?"
"Well I thought...I thought that was your job!!!!"
"Oh Sissy, haven't you learned yet!!!! I'll tell you what....I'm feeling merciful today....I'm going to use my paddle but it's your choice....if you want to keep your panties on it'll be ten strokes....if you let me take them off it'll only be five....hurry and decide Sissy....Judge Judy is coming on in ten minutes and I want to watch it while you do the laundry!!!"