My Dear

"Oh my, my dear you realize that this is the ladies fitting room don't you?"
"Yes Ma'am I do."
"Well I see from that diminutive endowment that you're almost a lady already, but why are you here naked and displaying your shame?"
"I'm waiting for my wife to come back with a maids uniform for me Ma'am. She's decided that's how I can serve her best!"
"Quite right I'm sure! My husband has been a wonderful maid to me for years now! I'll have to ask your wife for her number! I believe we have much in common!"