"Gentlemen I present to you the perfectly preserved King of Sissy Island!"
"Smythe! You must be mad! Clearly this was the Queen!"
"Ah Caruthers, always the skeptic! Lift the loin cloth and see for yourself!"
""Alright I see, but it's so small!"
"Small it may be but, gentlemen, this sarcophagus was found amid artifacts over three thousand years old!"
"But why no decay? Why no decomposition?"
"If you look at the glyphs you'll see that the Sissy King isn't really dead! He's waiting until someone sucks his tiny appendage to rise up, no pun intended, and resume his rule!"
"And so? Have you tested this?"
"No gentlemen, I thought one of you might volunteer?"