They're Perfect

"Oh, I think they're just perfect, what do you think?" my wife said.
"I thimk they really look nice on him and he's definitely got the legs for them!" said the Saleswoman.
"I quite agree, we'll take them! Alright Sissy you can put the rest of your clothes back on!"
"Why did I have to take off everything but my hose sweetheart, they're all laughing at me!"
"Why? Because I said so that's why! Perhaps I should warm your bottom with all the ladies watching....."
"I'm sorry Ma'am! You always know what's best Ma'am!"
"Very good Sissy now thank the ladies and pay for your pretty new shoes!"