"Oh my god what have you done to him!?!?!?"
"I've made him into the perfect sex slave! He needs the semen you see...either orally or anally he must get enough each day or he'll go mad from the withdrawal pains!!!"
"Can you change him back?"
"Yes actually if I just throw this switch into reverse it would.....what are you doing with that gun? Please don't shoot....Aaaiiiieeee!!!!"
"C'mon let me get you home! I'm sure we can work something out...it's a real shame I had to shoot him before he could tell me how to reverse it but it had to be done...."