gasp...
"For I have sinned...."
gasp....
"Please Sister....I can't offer you absolution....I'm not really a priest!"
"That's alright Father....I'm not really a nun..."
"Not a nun?"
"In fact I'm not even really a woman...."
"You're not a woman?!?!?!?"
"No, but I'll suck your cock until you're shooting air....."
"Lord be praised...he has sent me salvation!!!"
Bless me father for I have sinned - and I intend to do it again, and again, and again!
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