"Damn it Sissy!!!! I told you to tuck this little thing back! It's poking into the folds of your gown and if I can see it I'll bet everyone else can too!!!!"
"I tried to keep it tucked but it always slips out!!!! I'm sorry!"
"Go to the ladies room, I'll meet you there!!!! They must have some tape around here somewhere!!!!"
"Oh yes Sissy when I'm done with you you're going to be as smooth as a baby girl!!!"
I hurried along....a baby girl....I like that idea....