"It's your wedding day and you look as beautiful as any woman but you have to tell him the truth before the ceremony!"
"Mother, there's nothing to tell....we love each other and we want to spend the rest of our lives together! It's enough!"
"But on your wedding night.....when you undress....when he sees.....what will he say?"
"Enough mother!"
"Jogi, you're my son and I love you but think!!!! What will he say???"
"Mother, he'll say "Can i put on your dress?", he'll say "Can I wear your panties?", he'll say "Can I suck your delicious little cock?"! At least that's what he said the last seven or eight times we were alone together! What do you think of that mother?"
"I'm so glad you found the right man darling!"
Glad to see that the groom is 'curry'ing favor with the mother in law! I'm so sari about the puns. I mean, it's just bad korma! You'd think I have some sense of shame, but honestly, I've got naan!
ReplyDeleteOh my god....the puns....they're coming in too fast....I can't stop them....
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