"Okay I'll take that as a yes! I hope my Sissy likes it as much as you do! I just worry...is it big enough? My Sissy likes them big...just like me..."
"It's so big....oh my god ....it's so big!!!!"
"Okay you've convinced me! You can pull up your pants now and go back to the mail room! Thanks for your help....it's so hard to Christmas shop for Sissy! Please wash this off and wrap it for me....something really festive!!!!"