The young man ran excitedly home!!!! Bursting through the door he alarmed his parents who urged the young man to sit and catch his breath!!!!
Gulping for air and a little wild eyed he took the water from his worried mother and managed to drink a bit!!!
"So what's all the fuss sweetie?" she said rubbing his back.
"I was in the woods out back....and I saw the new guy from next door....he's not like us...he's a fairy...he's a fairy and I saw him!!!"
"Oh sweetie that's not a very nice thing to say about our new neighbor no matter what you may have seen!"
"But....a fairy....really a fairy!!!!"
"That's about enough of that son!" said his father sternly. "I won't have that kind of talk in this house!"
"But I saw it!!!! I saw it!!! He's a real Fairy god damn it!!!"
"You just march to your room Mister and you stay there! You are grounded for a week!"
"But that's not fair!!! He's really a...."
"To your room now!!!!
They may be punishing him but he knew what he saw!!!!