He liked the pool and the sauna but it was so far out of his way and there was just no parking....sometimes after circling forever he ended up just going home!!!
He had decided not to renew his membership.....it just wasn't worth the aggravation!!!
The next time he went he saw the "Under New Management" sign and he laughed....couldn't be as bad as the old management......then he saw the sign for "Members Only Valet Parking" and he thought maybe he might reconsider his renewal!!!
"Good evening Sir" said the new pretty young receptionist, "I see your membership is close to its expiration date....I hope you'll consider renewing....we're a bit more expensive now I'm afraid, but I'm sure once you've sampled our new services you'll understand why we have to charge a little more!"
"New services? What new services?"
"I'll have a couple of our best personal trainers show you Sir....I'm sure you'll be completely satisfied....."
Forty minutes later he signed the three year contract....he didn't care what it cost....