Saturday Matinee - Animal House Reunion

The reunion had been wonderful, seeing their old Fraternity brothers brought back all those good old memories of their college years! Strangely though none of them seemed to know who had organized it!!!
They had been boys then, wild and without a care, but now they were all well established young gentlemen...Doctors, lawyers, bankers, businessmen....why one of them was even considering running for Senator!!!
Suddenly the music stopped!!! A female voice boomed over the speaker....
"We'd like to welcome the men of Delta Tau Chi to this reunion,,,,we're so happy that so many of you decided to attend. We sponsored this reunion for you and it has gone far better than we had ever imagined!"
"We are a group of women....graduates of Faber just like you...but where your college years were fun and games, our experience was very different!!! We were abused and molested and exploited by you and we think it's time now to even the score!"
The men murmured and from the back one yelled that he was leaving!!!
"Oh no, you can't leave....all the doors and windows are quite secure....let me explain what's going to happen to you. Many of us decided early on in college that we had to make you pay for your mistreatment and so we worked hard and studied....we studied science, and some of the more arcane disciplines....alchemy, magic and so on, until we found what we wanted....we wanted you gentlemen to live as women....to know what we felt like.....and so we have perfected the technique of transforming men into women....the drug, once administered, is quite irreversible!"
The men recoiled and amid shouts several cried out that they would die before they'd allow anyone to give them this drug!!!
"You are all so smart yet you still don't see do you? The drug was in the beer keg....you've all received a maximum dosage already.....pull back the curtain.....this was once your chapter president.....Hoover I believe you called him....watch him dance....I mean watch HER dance....take a good long look.....in several hours this will be you!!!!!!"
From outside the women could barely hear the screams over their laughter!!!
Turning off the microphone the woman smiled and turned to the rest....
"Save Eric Stratton.....I mean Erica Stratton for me....I don't care what you do with the rest of them!"
"No problem Mrs. Wormer, thanks for all your help!!!"