"You must be strangers in these parts....or else you'd know not to come to my town like this!"
"We're just passing through Sheriff....we're not looking for any trouble!!!"
"That's what they all say.....Deputies! Take them away and lock them up!!!!"
"Please don't put us in a cell!!!"
"Putting you in a cell isn't exactly what I meant gentlemen....this is Sissytown and while you're here you're going to abide by Sissytown laws!!!!"