"For gods sake get this right Sissy....table one gets the dessert in your right hand and table three gets the dessert in your left hand!!!!"
"Okay I've got it...one is right hand and three is left hand....what about table two?"
"Can't you remember anything Sissy!!!! Table two is skipping dessert.....they all just want the blowjob!!!!"
"OK that's something I'm sure to remember!!!"