The Policeman who lives down the street is a member of the departments Pipe and Drum Band. He goes to practice every Tuesday in full regalia, kilt and all! He looked positively dreamy and the kilt somehow made him seem more manly!
I speculated on what he might have under that kilt, my wife told me traditionally men wore nothing under the kilt and after that I was even more interested!
Imagine my surprise when my wife invited him in to meet me!
Well one thing led to another and I found out what was under that kilt and it was big and sweet and I got to have it all to myself as my wife watched!!! She's very good to me!!!!