"Honey....all my clothes are gone....what's going on?"
"Nothing's going on now......and all your clothes are not gone!!!!! I left all your clothes that were hidden in the box in the garage.....!
"I don't know what you mean, I...."
"Just go out and put on your prettiest outfit and then we'll talk....until then I have nothing to say!!!"
As he turned to go and reveal his shameful secret she squirmed a bit....in all the years they'd been married she had never been this excited....this wet!!!!!!