"Oh my, this looks serious!"
"What is it Doctor?!?!?!?"
"I'm afraid you have no coating on your tongue at all....you are wide open to infections of every kind!!!"
"Oh my god!!!! What shall I do???"
"Just relax.....I can treat that condition right here in the office....you'll need boosters twice a week though!"
"Oh thank you Doctor and thank heavens for modern medicine!!!"
"Yes....of course....now open wide and stick out your tongue and I'll see what I can do...."
ManCandy!!!! listen to your Doctor....he knows what you need!!!