"Say Tom, it looks like she's ready, how would you feel about going inside to fuck my beautiful wife?"
"You know I'd love to Frank.....how about you go in first and put on some of her sexy underwear.....you know I love it when you get on your knees and suck my cock....it really gets the night off to a good start!!!"
"You know what else gets the night off to a good start Tom?"
"You bet I do Frank!!!! Dow Ale! The one beer to have when you're getting ready to fuck your best friends wife!!!"
"That's right boys", his wife called out from the doorway, "remember the jingle...."
"Good for the bull and good for the cuck,
When you're out of Dow you're out of luck!!!"
They both laughed as they clinked glasses....