After the chores are done I'm always looking for ways to fill the long hours till she comes home!
When the doorbell rang and I saw two strange men at the door I thought I had found my afternoon delight!!!
It turned out that they were door-to-door religion salesmen.....and I listened for a while...then I proposed an alternative viewpoint....
And later....I believe that I might have helped them to have a renewed belief.....because they were both shouting "Oh God!!!" as they took me from both ends!!!!