But Why?

"But Gary, I don't understand! You look adorable but I never thought you'd wear dresses!"
"Are you kidding! Have you seen the death rate for Red Shirt males! At least as a red dress I stand a chance of getting through this trip alive!!! As Mr. Spock says, it's the logical thing to do!!! And it feels really really nice too!"
"The Captain and Spock won't be back for a while...."
"I'd love to get under your dress baby!"
"I'd love to get under yours too!"
"Let's boldly go!"