Sunday, June 20, 2021

Sissy School - A Weekend Visit Home

"The Headmaster told me that if I was having difficulty controlling you the I should keep you on a short leash and make sure that all your attention was on me!!!"
"Yes Ma'am!!!"
"I didn't think he meant it literally but he sent along this lovely collar and leash and he suggested that I "Try you out"....he says you got the top mark in your class in cunnilingus!!!"
"Yes Ma'am!!!"
"So this weekend you're going to show me everything you've learned about pleasing a woman....and you're going to leave my boyfriend's cock alone!!!"
"Yes Ma'am!!!"















Saturday, June 19, 2021

Saturday Matinee - Wishes


 
 
Old Ted had told him about the well....fifteen miles west from his homestead....and about a half mile off the trail.....near an old abandoned farm....
"If you throw in a gold coin it'll make your wish come true...."
"I don't believe in any such nonsense as that Ted.....where do you get these stories?"
"I hear tell it's true son....why don't you head on out there and see for yourself...."
"Why would I waste my time like that? I've got plenty of work on the farm....and speaking of farms....if those people had a wish granting well.....why did they abandon their farm?"
"Way I hear it they all got their wishes granted and moved on.....didn't need the farm anymore.... "
"Alright....you come out to my place and do my chores and I'll go look for this so-called magical well!!!"
"Remember to take a gold coin.....every wish costs a gold coin...."
He rose before dawn....saddling his horse and taking enough supplies to spend a nighty on the trail....he rode out at dawn....after stopping a time or two to rest himself and the horse it was going on late afternoon when he started to look for any signs of an abandoned farm....
There in the scrub brush on the side of the trail he spotted an old fence post....it was so covered in weeds that he nearly went past it.....he nosed his horse into the scrub and rode for a short while when he came across what remained of a cabin....it wasn't very big....but if they lived here4 they had to have a well and it was sure to be nearby and it didn't take long for him to find it....
He dismounted and tied his horse nearby where it could graze a bit....and stepped over to the well and looked into it.....it sure was deep.....it just went down and the bottom was somewhere down there in the darkness.....he dropped a pebble in and he never heard it hit the bottom.....he whistled.....it sure must of taken some hell of a time to dig a well that deep....for all he knew it might reach all the way down to the infernal depths!!!
He crossed himself for even having the thought....
He reached into his pocket for the five dollar gold piece.....it was a lot of money to just toss down a well.....and what would he wish for anyway?"
Money.....he really had no desire to be rich....seemed like it would be to much worry...
Land....he could barely keep up with the land he already had....
Power....no thanks....he preferred to live and let live...
Women....well that's complicated.....he loved women....he loved to be around them and listen to them and look at their pretty things....and their nice long hair....sometimes he wished he could be just like them.....so maybe that would be his wish....
He didn't believe anything Ted had told him about the well....but he was right about the abandoned farm and he was right about where the well was.....it was worth the five dollar gold piece to find out if he was right about the wishes....
He tossed the shiny gold coin into the well and he never did hear it hit water or stone....
"I wish I was born a woman!!!"
It seemed almost as if the world blinked for a moment and when he opened his eyes it was done....he was a woman!!!!
In every way!!!
He ran his hands over his body....lingering on his new female charms.....he was naked as the day he was born....well he guessed that if he'd always been a woman he wouldn't be wearing the rough male clothes he'd had....
He looked for his horse but he must've gotten loose and wandered off....he wasn't too concerned....the animal wouldn't go far....
He reveled in the feelings he was having.....and he used his fingers to explore his new femininity.....his wife never let him do that....in fact he'd never actually seen her naked like he was now....
It was coming on to dark now and he needed some sleep....the damned horse must have gone off further than he thought so he had nothing.....no bedroll and no clothes....he made his way back to the cabin and he found some old mattresses....they stunk of animals and mildew but they were soft and he needed to lie down....
He spent half the night pleasuring himself....he found a spot that made him cry out when he touched it and he must have gone back to it a dozen times or more as the night wore on....
It was the sun coming through the cracks in what remained of the roof that woke him....he was disoriented at first and then it all came back to him!!!!
He stepped outside into the sunny day and called for the horse.....nothing....
Damned animal must have headed home without him....
Now it all came to him like a thunderbolt.....here he was....miles from home...no money....no horse...and no clothes!!!!
Well nothing else for it but to start walking....he was torn between making the long walk by himself or hoping to meet someone on the trail.....how would he explain this....that despite all the feminine charms he was showing....that he was really a man.....in fact how would he explain this when he got home....maybe if Old Ted was still there he'd at least back up the story about the wishing well....maybe she'd understand....and he'd get another coin and come back out here and wish it all back to the way it was....
He never did meet anyone on that long....long walk back....when his homestead finally came into sight he'd never felt more relieved....and despite the hour there was still light in the bedroom window....she must have been worried about him....she was waiting up...
He crept up to the house but he heard noises....it sounded like a fight....he looked into the bedroom window and was shocked to see Old Ted enthusiastically making love to his wife and she was just as enthusiastic about having him....
He watched for a bit and found himself strangely aroused....And after a time he couldn't take anymore and moved to the front door....it was locked and he banged his fists against the sturdy wood....
He was surprised when Old Ted opened the door naked as a jaybird....
"Ah...there you are....home at last....we've been waiting for you....c'mon in and rest a bit...then you can join us!!!!"
"What....join you....you and my wife...."
"You were so easy....I went out to the well and I wished that the next person would wish to be a woman....a slutty woman....and then I looked around town and found the prettiest wife and it cost me another coin but I wished that she'd be filled with lust for me....so there you are....for ten dollars in gold, I got your wife....your land....everything you own...and now I get to have you too....come with me pretty girl....your wife and I have been waiting for you all day!!!!"
And they went  to the bedroom and....well it wouldn't be right to write down all the unspeakable things that went on!!!!













Understanding

At first when my wife told him how much she wanted to suck his cock....he didn't understand...but he was OK with it...
When he looked up at the door and saw me watching ....in my white dress...he didn't understand....but he was OK with it....
When the morning came....he left the both of us very satisfied...he didn't understand....but we were OK with it....he'd catch on sooner or later....














 

Friday, June 18, 2021

The Pause

Then there's the pause....
Sometimes it's to rest her arm and sometimes it's taking a moment to decide if I've learned my lesson!!!!
You just never know which it is....until you find out!!!













It's A Deal

"Okay Timmy....it's a deal....you suck my cock and I'll bring you some of my sisters stuff to wear...."










Thursday, June 17, 2021

Going

I love this dress....the white lace....the baby blue bow....I love how it accents what I've got while hiding what I don't....
 
"You didn't tell me where we're going Sweetheart...."
"Oh I'm sorry Sissy...."
"Well....where are we going?"
"We're going to your friend Ron's house...."
"I can't go there dressed like this....what will  he say!?!?!?"
"About your pretty dress? He specifically asked that you wear that one...."
"But what will we be doing there...."
"Well.....he's going to fuck me....you're going to lick me clean and then fluff him for me....then he's going to fuck me again and you're going to get him hard for me again...then he's going to fuck me again.....and so on....what do you think of that Sissy?"
"I think we'd better hurry....we don't want to keep him waiting!!!!"











How Stupid

I bent myself into a pretzel trying to get my little cock into my mouth....I nearly broke my neck falling out of the bed on more than one occasion!!!!
And I never reached it...
So I contented myself with licking up my cum from my hand....the floor....the walls....the ceiling...wherever it landed.....
I can't believe I was so stupid that I never tried this....it seems so obvious now after my wife helped me do it the first time....












 

Wednesday, June 16, 2021

Hump Day

Well it's Hump Day....and you've done your part....the success or failure of this is completely out of your hands at this point!!!











Situation

I have to agree with all my sissy sisters on this....in this situation I wouldn't last thirty seconds!!!!












Tuesday, June 15, 2021

Touch-Up

 It was really just a touch-up....because to be thorough, the cage would have to come off and I'm pretty sure that's not happening anytime soon!!!!









Eager

Sure, I wanted it....I'd fantasized about it for years.....and now it was time....I was dressed like a slut and I dropped to my knees in front of him like a slut....
It wasn't till I reached up to open his pants that I realized how badly my hands were shaking!!!
Was I really going to do this?
Was I really going to become a sissy cocksucker?
What if I did it wrong.....what if he didn't like it....what would I do.....would I spit it out or would I swallow it....I've swallowed lots of my own....would his be different....
There was only one way to tell.....I had to suck his cock....I wanted to suck his cock....
That little voice in my head telling me "No"...but it just couldn't keep me from doing what I so wanted to do.....suck his cock.....another man....in my mouth....making me a cocksucker...
As nervous as I was.....as many thoughts crashed together in my head.....I reached up to undo his belt.....in a few moments my life would change!!!!!















Monday, June 14, 2021

Just Us

"Alright Sissy.....my daughter is gone for the day so it's just you and I....alone for the whole day...."
"Yes Ma'am...."
"Today you're going to learn a lot of new lessons about service Sissy....are you ready?"
"Oh yes I am Ma'am..."
"We'll see Sissy....we'll see....."













Monday ManCandy

At first you're just hungry...
But you're hungry for something in particular...but you're not sure what you want...
And when you get it....when it fills your mouth with it's creamy flavor....it's just what you wanted even if you didn't know it!!!
ManCandy!!! The breakfast treat that everyone wants whether they know it or not!!!












Sunday, June 13, 2021

just To Show

"So you see Sissy....you're not the only sissy around here....your friend Steve has quite an extensive wardrobe and he looks so pretty....don't you think?"
What could I say....surprised and overwhelmed....
"Yes Ma'am!"
"And you know what's the best thing about Steve....excuse me....about Stephanie....his lovely wife Kathy doesn't have him in a cage and he's got a nice cock....not big....but nice...."
"I can see the bulge in her panties Ma'am...."
"You're going to get a much closer look than that Sissy.....Kathy has given Stephanie permission to cum....what do you think about that?"
"She's a very lucky sissy...."
"Kathy gave her permission to cum in your mouth....what do you think of that Sissy?"
"I think we're both lucky sissies!!!!"
"Quite right Sissy....now get busy!!!"
 

 















Sunday Brunch

 She was so proud of me....all the ladies agreed I was the best sissy at the brunch!!!!


 









Saturday, June 12, 2021

Saturday Matinee - The Boss


 
 
"Yeah....that was funny...."
"You thought that the Boss cutting me off....without a penny coming in....you thought that was funny!!!"
"Well, yeah at first....it was funny how you tried to hit us all up for money....even though you knew that the Boss would do the same to any of us that helped you...."
"I was desperate....and you all laughed at me....I had to take a job....an honest job....working for my pay like a citizen...."
"Yeah....you worked in that weird bookstore....the one with all the spooky stuff...."
"Nobody else would hire me....it was the only place in town that the Boss didn't control....he didn't think it was worth the trouble.....I bet he wishes he had now!!!"
"So you used some of that voodoo on him and made him a woman....but we want him back...so what's it gonna cost?"
"I'll tell you what....I'll play you cards for him....if I win I keep him and I never hear from you guys again and if I lose...."
"If you lose you change him back....and we'll give you a 24 hour head start before we come looking for you!!!"
"You know what I'm going to do to him if I win....I'm going to make him into the cheapest whore in town....I guarantee you that he'll be very busy....it's like justice...he spent his whole life screwing people and now...."
"Alright....I got the idea....what's the game...."
"Poker....five card stud....nothing wild..."
Unseen under the table both men had their guns at the ready....
As the cards were dealt.....the woman squirmed against her bonds....she wanted to speak....she wanted to shout orders to kill the bastard...but he'd done something to her....more than changing her body....her mind was almost like it was not her own....every time she tried to speak the only things she said involved asking men to take her in some perverted way....this nightmare couldn't go on....she couldn't stand it...
The cards were dealt and the two men eyed each other with a steely resolve....
"I got aces and eights...."
"I've got nothing...."
"Then I win...how fast can you change him back?"
"You know what they call aces and eights?"
"The winning hand!"
"Nope....it's the dead mans hand...."
A shot rang out and the gangster was a winner no more...
"Well Boss....it looks like you belong to me now....what do you have to say?"
She wanted to scream....she wanted to tell him that she was going to kill him....she wanted to curse him and his family.....but all she could say was...
"Would you like to take me from behind...you don't even have to untie me..."
"That's a great idea Boss....we're going to have so much fun together!!!"
 

 













Accepting His Fate

Reluctant at first but he seems to enjoy it....and she really enjoys it....keep the sound on...






Friday, June 11, 2021

Say Thank You

"Isn't that sweet Sissy? You should thank him for the creamy gift he's given you!!!"
I wanted so badly to cum.....to add my sissy cream to the mess.....
"Thank you Sir....."
"Very well Sissy....pull up your panties and get on with your chores....you can enjoy his cream between your legs while I get my share...."














What Next

"So what do you think we should do next ladies?"
"Lets put him in panties!!!"
"I'm thinking we should get rid of all that icky hair first!!!"
"Oh yes....lets shave him smooth....ladies go get your razors!!!"















Thursday, June 10, 2021

Alright

"Alright Sissy....put down that phone....it's your turn now!!!!"










Rush

Some would rush to put a finger or a cock inside that tight little hole....but all I can think of doing is getting my tongue in there and enjoying her as much as she enjoys me!!!!










Wednesday, June 9, 2021

Love It

"Do you like it Sissy?"
"Oh yes Ma'am....you know I love polka dots....and the set looks beautiful on you!!!"
"Thanks Sissy.....but you know I didn't buy this just for you to see...."
"I hope he loves it as much as I do...."
"Thank you Sissy...."












Hump Day

You can't help but be a little surprised when you've reached Hump Day and suddenly your client introduces something new to the deal!!!!










Tuesday, June 8, 2021

Work Around

"Look....I can't say I'm not surprised....and it explains so much about your predilection for oral sex....but I think we can find a way to work around it...."
"Thank you Sweetheart and I promise to keep you happy for the rest of your life...."
"Where's the key for this?"
"I guess that's something we'll need to discuss later....the real question you should've asked is.....where are the two keys....."
"We have a lot to talk about...."
"Yes, but we have forever to discuss it!!!"
















Fluffing

Fluffing her lover is a matter of cooperation between her lover and me....
But sometimes he decides that he doesn't want to cooperate....he wants to cum!!!

















Monday, June 7, 2021

Dating

Back when I was dating, I met a girl who realized that I had some serious shortcomings when it came to sex....
Being small and cumming too soon were just not something that she was looking for in a boyfriend...
But I tried my best to please her in the only way I could....and it was enough for a while....
But she wanted a mans cock to fuck her....and that was something I couldn't give her!!!!
We parted as friends though....so that's something at least....













Monday ManCandy

There's nothing better than getting out on the water and enjoying your tasty breakfast treat!!!
The smell of the salt water and fresh air just gives your appetite a boost!!!
ManCandy!!! Served fresh even at sea!!!!










Sunday, June 6, 2021

Sissy School - A Weekend Visit Home

My wife doesn't even yell at me anymore....I think she knows that I just can't say no....
When he finishes....and we're catching our breath....I see that she's already packed my bag and I can hear the pink bus honking outside....
I'm already looking forward to next weekend!!!!



Identify

"No Sissy....they're not my panties.....one of my girlfriends gave them to me....if you can identify her from her scent I'll let you cum....if not it's back in the cage you go...."












Saturday, June 5, 2021

Saturday Matinee - Working Too Hard


 
 
He was finally home....another 18 hour work day was finally over....he knew that he should eat but instead he poured himself two fingers of fine single malt scotch....then thought it over and added another two fingers worth to it!
Exhausted, he sat down on the couch and sipped at his drink....he looked around the room....it had been decorated by his second wife and he never really cared for it....after he divorced her his lawyers had made sure she got nothing....not a dime....he smiled and thought he should have let her take all this crappy post-modern crap with her....
Redecorating was on his to-do list....but honestly he spent so little time here that he wasn't sure he'd ever get around to it....
He finished his drink and poured himself another....
He thought of his colleagues at the office....so many of them were driven like him but they somehow managed to have a life outside of work....
And most of them were on their second or third marriages....married to beautiful women....
Beautiful women whose only job was to look pretty and please their man....
Now....that's the life....I'd trade all of this for that!!!
"I can make that happen for you...."
The voice startled him....as did the sudden appearance of a beautiful woman sitting across from him....
"Who the hell are you? How did you get in here?"
"Who am I....that's not as easy to answer as you'd think....philosophers have debated that answer since the Garden of Eden....Let's just say that I was passing by and I heard you thinking about becoming a woman....as I said....I can make that happen for you...."
"Look....you better get out of here....I'm going to call the police...."
"And tell them what....that a beautiful woman appeared in your living room....and offered to make your dreams come true?"
"But you're trespassing in my house...."
"But I'm here because you called to me...whether you realize it or not...."
"But I was just..."
"You were just thinking about the easy life that should be yours....your friend Wallace, he married that hot Miranda....did you know that they have freaky sex all the time? And he takes care of her....all she has to do is....well you know...."
"Look pretty and....
"And please her man.....you know before I made a deal with her she was a grease monkey named Mitchell who worked hard and got nowhere....."
"But how...."
"You know what Stan....may I call you Stan? I really expected you to figure it out by now....someone appears from nowhere and offers to change you into the woman of your dreams....can you guess yet?"
"You must be some kind of demon....or angel....or something...."
"Damn....you're pretty thick....I'm the devil my friend....you know.....Evil Incarnate....the cursed one....the trickster....the ruler of Hell...."
"But....but....the devil is a man....."
"My my, what a sexist thing to say.....I'm an immortal being with power beyond your ability to imagine....I can appear as I like....and today I was feeling all girly....you have a problem with that?"
"No I guess not...."
"Now onto our business....I can make you into a woman....I can get you away from this life...I can get you away from this god awful furniture....I would go after your ex-wife for furnishing your house like this....but she was already damned long before she met you...I'll have to make a note that she deserves some extra torment for a millennia or two...."
"You can make me into a woman? You make it sound easy...."
"Once you sign the contract and agree to my fee it's a simple as snapping my fingers..."
"Your fee....what is your fee?"
"I swear....every time I try to make a deal no one seems to know.....for hells sake....read a book ....see a movie....I want your immortal soul!!!"
"But then I'd be damned to hell like my ex-wife!!!"
"Well....yes....but you'd have some fond memories to look back on while the imps poke at you....and you're almost certainly damned already....almost everybody is....He's pretty strict about who gets in that golden gate...."
"So I'm damned either way?"
"That's about the size of it....so shall we make a deal?"
"We can negotiate....."
"Oy!!!! Alright lets see if we can work it out...."
They hammered out the deal in the next couple of hours....al dutifully transcribed by the best legal team hell had to offer.....
"So....I get to be a beautiful woman....and have men take care of all my needs and all I have to do is please them in return?"
"That's the deal.....if you want it...."
"What's on the other 1400 pages?"
"Oh....that's just legal mumbo jumbo....standard lawyer stuff....party of the first part....party of the second part....that kind of stuff...."
"So when does my new life start?"
"Sign the contract and I'll snap my fingers and it's done...."
"Do I need to sign it in blood or anything...."
"If you feel like it.....it's really not necessary...."
He nodded and signed the contract which disappeared along with the lawyers back into the infernal depths.....
"Are you ready?"
"Yes please?"
The woman snapped her fingers and the entire world swirled around him and when it stopped he was standing on a street corner.....the devil was next to him....
"Wait.....am I some kind of prostitute?"
"You're a beautiful woman and men will take care of your needs....and all you have to do is please them in return....it's what you asked for...."
"No.....not like this.....this isn't what I meant...."
"Well Sweetie....that's why you shouldn't sign anything without reading it....."
"Can we renegotiate the deal...."
"I don't think so Honey....and besides I think you might have a customer coming down the road....so I'll leave you to it....I'll be back to collect your soul in seven years....enjoy!"
And in a puff of smoke he was gone.....
















Wedding

Colin thought it over....
This was not at all how he envisioned his wedding would go....
He never imagined that the bridesmaids would be helping him dress...while the best man was helping his wife-to-be with all of her needs....












Friday, June 4, 2021

Challenged

I may be seriously challenged in the masculinity department but that doesn't mean I haven't found ways to satisfy my wife....of course she still needs big cocks but I can keep her pretty happy in between....













How It Begins

There you are....enjoying a nice blowjob from your girlfriend when she notices that guy...and he's big....much bigger than you.....and she moves you aside to enjoy that big cock and you're left to just watch.....
Get used to it!!!!









Thursday, June 3, 2021

Free

"No Sweetie...I'm not trying to force you to become a girl....you're already a girl and I'm just helping to set her free!!!"











He Doesn't See

He doesn't see the little bulge my cage makes in my panties....he doesn't care about that!!!
He sees my red lips opening to welcome his cock into my mouth....it is all he's interested in right now!!!!














Wednesday, June 2, 2021

Hump Day

It's a Hump Day tradition!!!! 
Have the nice pool man come and open the pool for the season....and always give him a nice tip....after he gives you his nice tip of course!!!!












Invited

They invited me to join them but I declined....it's not that I didn't want to suck his cock....I really did.....it's just the whole upside down head thing....it freaks me out....almost like a vertigo thing....so when this goes on I just get to watch....











Tuesday, June 1, 2021

Wrinkles

I can't give you a proper over-the-knee spanking right now Sissy....my lover will be here soon and I don't want to wrinkle my dress....but later....you are really going to get it!!!!









Just A Couple Of Inches

Oh if only that cloth had moved just a couple of inches more....I could have seen it all....imagine if that mask had slipped down.....her whole mouth and nose....it makes me crazy.....









Monday, May 31, 2021

Special

In some homes this might be something special....but for us this is just a normal weekday....











Monday ManCandy

When is breakfast served?
It's served when it's ready and it's all your responsibility to make sure you get it while it's hot...it won't wait for you and if you miss it well that's your problem!!!!
ManCandy!!!! It just won't wait!!!!














Sunday, May 30, 2021

For You

 "Come here Sissy....I brought home something special for you to eat....you're going to love it!!!!"













Sunday Brunch

Everyone's been vaccinated seemed to be the theme for the day....and the delicious brunch buffet I had set out was largely ignored....it seemed no one had an appetite....for food!!!











Saturday, May 29, 2021

Saturday Matinee - Gorillas in the Mist

 

Jack Driscoll settled into the cheap chair of the hotel and pulled his wife, the former Ann Darrow, onto his lap! The hotel was a little run down but the honeymoon had been a wedding gift from Mr. Denham.....the poor man was financially ruined by the debacle in New York!!!
"I'm sorry Ann.....you deserve a palace and this is the best we could get!!!"
"Oh Jack.....don't be silly....after the places I've been....the things I've seen....the things I've done....this is more than I ever dreamed of!!!"
"Shall we get, comfortable as they say?"
"Oh Jack, it's what I've dreamed of....you know...since the island....."
"Do you want to talk about it?"
"It's hard to explain the connection I had with Kong....it was like we understood each other despite the differences...."
"I always wondered about his interest in your clothes....what do you suppose that was about?"
"Why Jack.....I thought you, of all people, would understand.....Kong liked the soft silky feel against his skin just like you do!"
"I don't know what you mean Ann...."
"Jack, I knew all along.....we all did....you really weren't very good at hiding things....Mr. Denham used to joke with me that if I couldn't be the female lead he could always have you do it!!!!"
"And....you don't mind?"
"I married you didn't I?"
"And now?"
"Now I want you to put on something pretty too and we can snuggle together all night!!!!"
"And what about him?"
"Oh.....well he is the last of his kind and so he needs to get his....stimulation....in other ways...."
"You mean he......"
"Yes Sweet Jack....he likes to watch......so go get that pretty nightie on and hopefully it will keep him from rampaging through the city again!!!"
"But Ann....if he....when he....Ann....the cleanup outside is going to be brutal!!!!"
"Not for us to worry about Jack.....or is it Jackie?

Poker Night

"Can't you skip it this week....we could watch a movie and maybe have a little fun after..."
"Honey....it's poker night with the guys....we've been doing it since High School....it's special..."
"So....what's so special about it?"
"Honey....you just wouldn't understand...."
 

 












Friday, May 28, 2021

Wonder

I wonder sometimes....if my cousin knew I was watching her through her open door....I know all the girls I knew at the time were absolutely fanatical about their privacy....but here she was....in her cute panties....with her back to the doorway....while I stared....neither of us moved for a few moments....then I heard someone else coming up the stairs and I moved quickly to the guest room....and I heard her door close....
Did she know about my fetish....I don't know....
Did I dream of those panties that night....yes I did....and I still do sometimes....
Did I sneak into her laundry the next day and stroke my little cock until I spewed into those adorable panties.....what do you think?













Blushing

We were both standing.....both of us watching my wife suck his cock....I tried to avoid making eye contact with him.....after all....he was the man in the room and I was only the caged sissy cuckold.....
But he stopped her before he filled her mouth....and lifted my chin till he was staring right into my eyes....
"You're real good Honey....but I want him to finish me off!!!!"
I must have blushed redder than red....because they both laughed at me and my wife immediately agreed!!!