Friday, July 19, 2019

Now I See It

I heard her on the stairs behind me...
"You know I understand why so many of the men like to follow me up the stairs!!!! The view is just delightful!!!!"


Sure it would delay me finishing my chores....but I just consider it the sissy version of a coffee break!!!!

Thursday, July 18, 2019

Just Natural

Watching that big cock sliding into his wife's mouth made him crazy....luckily she had anticipated his reaction and there would be no clitty stroking tonight!!!!!

If Only

If only I had been this big I might have had my cock lust satisfied although I seriously doubt it.....

Wednesday, July 17, 2019

Hump Day

Hey the weather's fine....take the rest of the day and get out there on the road and celebrate Hump Day in the great'll be glad you did!!!


Around our house masturbation has certain little conditions....
Of course it's forbidden for me to ever masturbate unless she's allowing me a sissygasm with a dildo....usually for the amusement of her and her friends....
And masturbation for her, despite what most people think, is rarely a solo activity...she gets started and I come in to make sure she gets over the finish line!!!!

Tuesday, July 16, 2019

A Good Wife

A good wife makes sure her sissy husband understands that just the tip isn't enough!!!


It's the waiting that drives you mad!!!!
She fusses with the straps for what seems like hours!!!!!
"Impatient Sissy?"
"A little Ma'am...."

Monday, July 15, 2019

My Analyst Tries Roleplay

"So tell me does this make you feel?"
"I feel very awkward Doctor Dee..."
"And is it the fact that you're here and that I'm watching that makes you feel that way Kaaren?"
"Oh no Doctor Dee....I'd feel awkward in this position no matter where I was!!!!"
"So you're not happy in this position?"
" not at all..."
"Even though I told you that he really deserves a spanking...."
"I know but I'm not a spanker...I'm sure there's plenty of your other patients that would love to spank his cute ass....but it's not for me...."
"Alright then.....why don't the two of you switch places and we'll see how you both feel in a few minutes...."
"Whatever you say Doctor!!!"

Monday ManCandy

Everyone has their own method....and each one swears by it!!!!
We all want to have our creamy treat and, of course, none of us wants to waste a single drop....
But sometimes some spills out of your mouth that is just too full and you can't swallow it all fast enough!!!!
That means that you're getting plenty....more than you can handle in fact...and we promise that we won't tell when you scoop up the rest and swallow it down....
ManCandy!!! Even the Bible says that spilling seed on the ground is a sin!!!

Sunday, July 14, 2019

Hey Kaaren

"Hey we still have that bottle of lube?"
"Which bottle is that Sweetheart?"
"You know....the one I mixed with the hot sauce...."
"....Ummmm....yes Sweetheart....we still have it....."
" my good girl and get it and meet me in your bedroom...."
"My bedroom...."
"Was I not clear get a move on!!!!"
"Yes Ma'am!!!!"

Sissy School - A Weekend Visit Home

"I have to give you credit this weekend've behaved very've kept your hands and mouth to yourself.....and I enjoyed a long leisurely fuck with my boyfriend knowing that his cock hadn't been inside you in any way!!!!"
"Thank you Ma'am...."
"There's just one thing I'm puzzled by Sissy.....when I was packing your bags for the ride on the pink bus I noticed that all of your panties had cum stains on them....can you explain that?"
"No Ma'am.....I have no idea how that could have happened...."
"Wait a minute.....what's that noise?"
"I don't hear anything...."
"It sounds like....a low buzzing sounds sounds just like my new vibrator!!!! Do you have my new vibrator inside you Sissy?"
"Well kind of...."
"I would ask you for it back but I don't want it in my hand until you wash it you filthy sissy whore!!!!! When you get back to that school I want you to clean it thoroughly and write me a long apology for using it without my permission and send them to me!!!!
"Yes Ma'am.....can I ask you one thing please?"
"Do you have any extra batteries for the ride!!!!"
"Out....get can wait for the pink bus on the front porch!!!!"
" batteries then?"

Saturday, July 13, 2019

Saturday Matinee - The Anomaly

Life was pretty good these days....he got off work at two o'clock every afternoon and his wife didn't get home until after six....that gave him hours to indulge in his favorite pastime.....
Their house was on the edge of the desert.....sure it was lonely but it was strangely beautiful too....there was so much to see if you knew how to look for it!!!
He enjoyed stargazing at night and was pretty knowledgeable about the stars and planets....he loved to watch the dance of the Cosmos   as he called fact he had been tracking an anomaly for the past several weeks as it seemed to be approaching the earth....when suddenly one night it had simply vanished!!!
He couldn't explain it and none of the other amateur astronomers had even noticed it!!! But whatever it had been, it was gone now and he put it out of his mind!!!!
Today when he got home he was very excited and as soon as he was inside he tore open the package containing the pretty new was a sundress with tiny spaghetti straps....he would need to wear the strapless bra with it!!!
He wasted no time in getting dressed and adding his wig and makeup....looking in the mirror he decided that anyone who saw him would think he was a woman!!!
Stepping out onto the patio he strolled a short way into the desert....reveling in the feeling of being outdoors dressed as a woman.....lost in how nice the dress felt swirling around him he was completely unaware of the danger so close to him....
And then suddenly he was grabbed from behind.....he saw large alien hands gripping him....holding him so tightly....he screamed and tried to squirm away but the alien was too strong for him....
A voice spoke to him.....but he didn't hear it with his ears....he heard it in his mind!!!!
"Do not panic....I will not harm you...My name is Scrotor and.I am from the planet Bsac....and I was sent here to seek a mate.....I had observed you before and I had homed in on this place.....I believe you even saw my ship traveling to your planet!!! I have come here to take you with me....back to Bsac....where you will be my mate and we will raise a brood of egglings together!!!"
"Oh my god.....your mate!!!!! You've made a terrible mistake....I'm a man....I only dress as a woman sometimes....but I'm a male....100% male....I'm not a woman....I'm a man ....please let me go!!!!"
"You're a male of the species....who enjoys pretending to be the female of the species?"
"Yes....I'm not a woman....I'm not!!!!"
"'re....absolutely perfect.....on my planet....only males are allowed and we must implant our seedlings inside a male usually takes us quite a while to make the host appear to be would be horribly socially unacceptable to have a male raise the egglings.....when I bring you home I will be able to have my seedlings implanted right away!!!!"
Some astronomers reported a near miss from an asteroid that night that was moving away from earth at a high rate of speed.....and then it was gone!!!!


"Two more minutes Sissy then we switch again...."
"I know Sissy we're enjoying it too!!!!"

Friday, July 12, 2019

Any Sign

"Billy Bob.....any sign of your good-for-nothing Daddy yet?"
"No Ma....nothing yet...."
"Well as soon as you see the dust kick up on that road you let me know, alright!!!"
"Sure Ma.....gonna give it to him real good tonight Ma?"
"Oh yeah Billy Bob....he's gettin' it real good tonight!!!"

Life is like....

A Glory Hole is like a box of never know what you're gonna get!!!!

Thursday, July 11, 2019

Pool Service

We got a new pool serviceman this year and I really miss the guy we had....I mean this guys OK but the guy we had last year.....he used both hands and tried his best, all summer, to get his whole giant cock into my throat!
I never did get it all and I was looking forward to trying again this summer but I have to settle for this polite guy....he hasn't even called me a sissy cocksucker yet!!!!
Oh well....beggars can't be choosers I guess!!!

Just Look

"Just look at this cute little ass Sissy....I know women who would kill to have a sweet little ass like yours.....face were born to wear women's were born to be a were born to be mine!!!!"
I couldn't answer....what could I say.....she makes me so happy....I already had tears streaming down my face....

Wednesday, July 10, 2019

Sissies Through History

Dearest Peg,
 I was so surprised by your letter of the fourteenth, I honestly can't imagine what might have happened to your trunk with all of your lovely clothes. I will make all inquiries at the station, but I saw to it that it was addressed properly and put on the train myself!
 If any sign of your lovely wardrobe turns up I'll let you know!!!
                                                                         With All My love
                                                                         Your Brother

Hump Day

It's Hump Day and you've settled down to finish the job while others are letting things slip through their fingers.....looks like the reward is going to be all yours!!!

Tuesday, July 9, 2019

There's Nothing Better

In the summer there's nothing better than wearing a thin cotton let's the air in!!!
I feel sorry for all the men who will never get to feel this!!!!

A Family Decision

Of course it was a family decision.....they were a lovely couple with an 18 year old daughter who needed a sissy maid very badly....
Sissy did his absolute best to show that he was up to the task pf taking care of whatever might pop up....
They seemed satisfied.....but they had a few other applicants to see....

Monday, July 8, 2019

Was It the Dress

This was supposed to be her big day....she had it all planned out....she would dance all night with all the guys and save the last dance for Chad!!!
Then she would whisper in his ear that maybe tonight would be his lucky night!!!
But then her cousin Brian showed up!!!
She wasn't sure if it was his dress that got all the guys attention although she had to admit he was probably a sexier girl than her!!! The dress may have gotten their attention but she figured it was the kneepads that drew all the boys to fact there he goes taking Chad into the coatroom....again!!!

Monday ManCandy

Yes we all have those wake up burn the breakfast....everything that you do normally is taking twice as long....
What you need is a nice soothing creamy treat to help you calm down and get yourself ready to face the day....
Luckily your Uber driver recognizes a crisis when he sees it and makes sure you have what you need to get through the day....
Now if he'll come back with the dress you left in his back seat everything will be just perfect!!!!
ManCandy!!!! It can't fix everything.....but it almost does!!!!!

Sunday, July 7, 2019

Sunday Brunch

It would have been funny if it hadn't hurt so much!!!!
You thought you had done so well serving her guests and expected her to be happy...
She thought your service was terrible and had twenty seven instances which you needed correction for.....
You gritted your ten swats each this was going to be quite the correction!!!!

Time To Review

"Come in's time to review your behavior for the past week....can you think of anything you've done that you deserve a correction for?"
"Oh're not going to trick me into confessing all kinds of things again....last time I got spanked seventy times for things you didn't even know I'd done!!!!"
"So.....that's the way it is Sissy? Then I'm starting you off with one hundred for being an uncooperative little bitch....over my knee now!!!"
 Sometimes you can't win....

Saturday, July 6, 2019

Saturday Matinee - The Burning Fuse

"You're too late Parker....I've transformed your little friend already and all he needs is one orgasm to make it permanent!!!"
He was surprised at how feminine and alluring Buck's voice sounded as he pleaded for help.....
"Please Wes....I don't want to be a girl....I don't want to be a sex me...please!!!!"
"Quiet Buck, I don't think there will be any orgasms here if I can help it!!!"
"Really Mr. Parker....just look at imagine that you could do anything you wished with her and she'd beg for more.....she would beg for more....let that sink in for a moment...."
"Please Wes....just shoot me please!!!!"
"But how would you do would you make him have an orgasm?"
"Are you kidding me? Do you see the size of that vibrator he's tied to!!!! It's the first atomic powered vibrator in the world!!!" She'll have an orgasm orgasm that will shatter her mind.....the first atomic powered orgasm of the modern age.....and all I have to do is light this fuse to set off the chain reaction!!!!"
"You mean that fuse right there?"
"The very one....all I have to do is put this torch to it and in a few minutes she'll become the woman that will never say anything!!!!"
"No matter how depraved.....she will do it with enthusiasm.....she will crave it...."
"Wes....please....he's lighting the me...."
"Quiet Buck....crave matter how depraved....are you sure?"
"Oh yes Mr. Parker....and she could be the first of many....imagine if you will that you and I were the lords of a new colony of sexual slaves that would do our bidding....forever...all you have to do is put down that gun...."
The fuse was almost done as Buck mad a last anguished cry....
"Please Wes!!!!!"
"Quiet Buck....Doctor Adams I think we have a deal!!!!"
"I thought we would...."
The evil Doctor smiled as he wondered what Wes Parker would look like when he went through the transformation next.....time will tell....
The vibrator ignited and neither of them were prepared for the orgasmic wailing coming from the bound figure!!!!!

Just A Reminder

In case you haven't found it yet....I've started a new blog that's all about the things I think are funny....

Curious what this might be about?
Stop by my new blog at Such A Funny Sissy and share a laugh with me!!!!!


Plugged and caged I finally put my head down to sleep with the very physical evidence that she loves the cage I can feel her holding me and with the plug I cab feel her possessing me....I feel safe and secure and most importantly....I feel loved !!!!

Friday, July 5, 2019


"Are you sure you're sissy has been very fussy all day!!!"
"I'm sure she'll be no go out and have a good time and don't you worry at all....I know what your Sissy needs to calm him down!!!"
"Okay and thank you!!!!"
"No go....I bet he's got a big one!!!!"
"Oh yes, my date you mean, for a moment I thought you meant Sissy!!!"
The two women shared a his wife closed the door behind her!!!
"Alright Sissy...I think I have a good idea about what you need...for the next couple of hours at least...."

Not Yet

"You want to cum.....let me see...Oh everything still looks like it always does to me long has it been since the last time, a week or two?"
"'s been months and months!!!!"
"How many months Sissy? When exactly was the last time?"
"I....uhhhh....I don't really was in the winter...."
"Well it can't be that big a deal to you if you can't remember the last time....I'll make a note on my calendar and we'll check back in a couple of months and see how you're doing!!!"
"But Sweetheart....please...."
"When you had your little sissy cummies last winter....did you enjoy it?"
"Yes Ma'am....very much!"
"Well then let's wait until winter and see if you enjoy it as much again...."
"Maybe the winter after...."
"Oh no....thank you Ma'am....winter sounds great!!!!"

Thursday, July 4, 2019


"The first one of you sissies that finds a way to cum wins....make sure you put on a good show....we've invited all of our friends to watch....oh yes....some of your friends too!!!!"

Happy Independence Day 2019

I love the 4th of July....I always have ever since I was a kid!!!!
I loved the fireworks and the cookouts and the feeling that the whole country was enjoying a gigantic birthday party!!!
I'm older now and I still like the fireworks....except for that damned kid down the street blowing up everything in the neighborhood....
And I still love the party that seems to be everywhere....
And I still love the cookouts....but my palate has matured a bit and I find that now I very much enjoy things that I would never dream of putting in my mouth way back then...
It adds to the wonder of it all!!!!
Happy Independence Day, America!!!

Wednesday, July 3, 2019

Hump Day

It's Hump Day and you're halfway there.....and so is he!!!
Halfway feels pretty good...not as good as all the way but still...pretty damned good!!!

How About Him?

"How about him Sissy?"
"No....he's too young..."
"Goddammit Sissy, you'd better pick a man out, and do it soon....."
"I'm trying..."
I don't think so....too young, too old, too fat, too thin, too tall, too short....well listen up Goldilocks, you're going to pick one of the next three men or I'll pick one for you!!!"
"Yes Ma''s just hard to...."
"If you're not on your knees with a cock in your sissy mouth in the next ten minutes I'll strip you down to your panties and offer you to every man here!!!"
"That doesn't sound so bad...."
"I'm not kidding around Sissy!!!"
"Neither am I Ma'am!!!"

Tuesday, July 2, 2019

The Best Thing About Lipstick

I have to confess....if you're new around here.....I wasn't born a girl....
But I am the best girl I'm able to be
And one of the best things about being a girl is wearing lipstick...
And one of the best things about wearing lipstick is smearing it on a nice hard cock!!!!
Don't you agree???


"Sweetheart, I'm ready!!!!"
"Be just a minute Sissy....I'm fixing my lipstick!!!"

Monday, July 1, 2019

On My Honor

She does trust me when the cage comes off for cleaning....rather than digging out one of the other cages she just tells me that no matter what, there is no touching allowed and certainly no cummies!!!!
I of course agree completely!!!

Monday ManCandy

Along with all the other benefits of your favorite warm breakfast treat it can be very calming and soothing first thing in the morning!!!!
You can get a boost in your confidence....a boost to your self-esteem....and a warm and full tummy too!!!
Just thinking about it can help you de-stress your day....and the flavor lasts and lasts!!!
ManCandy!!! It helps you face the day with your eyes wide open!!!

Sunday, June 30, 2019

Sunday Afternoon

Do you know that feeling when you've just finished changing the sheets and making the bed....while they had the breakfast you'd laid out for them downstairs....and just as you finished with the last pillow you here them running up the stairs toward the bedroom....your wife's beautiful laughter and his voice telling her how much he was "ready to fuck" her again!!!!
Sighing, step back from the bed so you won't be in their way....maybe she'll want you hope....maybe she'll let you hope....maybe she'll want you to fluff him for really, really, really hope!!!!

Sissy School - A Weekend Visit Home

"Why yes Sissy....I am having guests fact you know all of used to play ball with them....and now they get to see how well you've learned to empty their balls like a good little sissy slut....and then you're going back on the pink bus covered in their cum....what do you think of that?"
I couldn't really speak with the ring gag in my mouth  but if I could, I would have told her I would rather suck off my bowling buddies....but I guess there's always next time....I spent the next few minutes doing my throat relaxing exercises....

Saturday, June 29, 2019

Saturday Matinee - The Captive Princess

"Ha ha ha stupid little had no idea that I was stealing your birthright, your kingdom from you!!!! But here we are....your fool of a father is in the ground and instead of you taking the throne it's coming to me!!!!"
"You're an evil woman.,...your plan will never people will support me....they know I'm, the rightful heir!!!!"
"Don't make me laugh.....I'm going to have the Palace Guards parade you to the Plaza and then one by one they're going to use you like a much will the people respect their Sissy Prince then?"
"All of them....the whole Palace Guard?"
"Every inch of them Sissy.....they're not going to just use you....they're going to destroy you!!!!"
"Right in the central Plaza? They're going to force themselves on me in the central Plaza? All of them?"
"Yes all of them....I'm becoming impatient with you now.....from this moment you'll be allowed to live but your member will be caged...there will be no more heirs to pester me....and you will be the plaything of the Palace Guards!!! They may use you in whatever way they wish!!!!
"I don't suppose there's any chance that you'll allow me to wear pink latex while all this is going on?"
"What??? Pink what?????
"Never mind.....I'll just take what I can get....."

Don't Be Silly

"Don't be silly Sissy.....they look adorable on you.....and no one will see them under your boots...."
"I guess so....."
"If you'd like I could look out a nice skirt for you to wear too...."
"No thank you Ma'am.....just the frilly socks will be fine...."
"Yes Sissy....they'll be fine.....for now....."

Friday, June 28, 2019


After we played a few games....she won them all was my turn to make her cum.....after she was satisfied it would be my turn to bend over the table....after all the paddles were right there already!!!!


Oh what a beautiful morning!!!!

Thursday, June 27, 2019

Sissies Around The World

Sure it was a boys night out....but the guys and I had a secret.....a couple of the wives knew.....but not all of we would meet at the Cafe' and then go to the hotel and change into our sexy feminine clothes....and when the man came they told me it was my turn....
They were right.....I had passed on this particular opportunity many times before.....and one of them was usually only too happy to take my place.....but not this time!!!!
When I took him into my mouth they all cheered and clapped.....and it was was very good......and the more I took him it just got better and better!!!!!

On The Road Again

She just told me last night that we're taking a weekend road trip to Pennsylvania to see her if you see a car with a squirming sissy at the wheel make sure to honk and wave!!!!
And always keep an eye out for our frequent breaks to get out of the car and stretch!!!