"My goodness Kaaren that's the fourth one....aren't you afraid you'll lose control of yourself?"
"Here look under my dress...."
"Oh my, is that a...."
"Yes it is....and I don't have the key to it...so my wife is in control....not me....so go get me another beer!!!"
Dee Sweetie, I thought you understood.....my wife decides everything.... and a cock is something I get to suck....it's certainly not what you'd call that little thing she keeps caged between my legs!!! And the only problem in going to the bathroom in places like that is laying out all the paper so I can sit and not have to clean someone elses pee off my bottom....standing is not an option!!! Love Kaaren
SO your wife decides whether your cock needs a designated driver?
ReplyDeleteI would be more concerned about how many trips to the ladies room you'd have to take after drinking like that all afternoon!
Dee Sweetie, I thought you understood.....my wife decides everything.... and a cock is something I get to suck....it's certainly not what you'd call that little thing she keeps caged between my legs!!!
DeleteAnd the only problem in going to the bathroom in places like that is laying out all the paper so I can sit and not have to clean someone elses pee off my bottom....standing is not an option!!!
Love
Kaaren