No one was sure how or where it started....there was no shortage of theories at the beginning....
One theory was that it had come from North Korea...a biological weapon of some sort from the secretive regime unleashed on the world....but all communications with North and South Korea went dark very early on....
Another theory was the recently returned probe that had brought back samples of the new comet....dubbed the "comet of the century" by the media as it appeared as if from nowhere and came so close to earth's orbit that it could easily be seen for months as it approached and receded!!! The probe's return was heralded as an unparalleled scientific feat promising to increase man's knowledge of the formation of the solar system....and shortly after there was nothing in the media about it...they released statements that it was being closely studied and then nothing more....
Still another theory came from the rabid ramblings of a captured ISIS commander that promised the end of all that we knew.....that it had already begun....laughed off as just another empty threat....
But whichever theory you subscribed to you couldn't escape the reality that something was happening....
At first it was isolated....New York City reacting to a warning from the CDC that resulted in a quarantine of Queens around the area of JFK airport.....within a day the quarantined area was expanded to include all five boroughs and Long Island....but it had already spread....
The cab driver had taken the cash fare and the bills he shoved in his pocket carried more than money value and when he left that cute waitress an extra dollar after he ate his bacon and eggs he gave her more than his gratitude!!!!
And so it spread.....it affected men first, the first reported infection came from a man, name unknown, who walked into a Victoria's Secret lingerie boutique and began pulling his clothing off and screaming that he needed to get into women's clothes!!!!
The police and ambulance workers thought, incorrectly as it later turned out, that their rubber gloves would protect them if he was sick....they too were beginning to feel it....
Soon it had spread to women although the effect was different.....they began to overwhelmingly desire oral sex.....not giving, they wanted to get serviced and they were simultaneously driven away from males....
Soon the social fabric started to break down.....lingerie and dress stores were looted by mobs of men who couldn't stand their clothing any longer....police and National Guard were helpless as so many of their members were among the rioting crowds....
As soon as the men slipped on anything feminine the females pounced and you could see crowds of females on street corners waiting their turn to take their place on a writhing man's face...
It continued to spread....unchecked now by any civil authority....there was no civil authority any longer....one by one the news outlets went dark....CNN was the last as the anchor began tearing off his shirt and tie as his co-anchor looked on from under the dress of their guest who had once been the director of epidemiology at the CDC....
Then there was static....
Then the pink vine came.....it spread over the entire world growing over all of mankind's creations.....the world as we knew it was done.....
Feminized males left the cities to avoid the hordes of women who seemed to prefer them to other women.....no one knew why....there was no one left to research....
With the exception of a very few isolated areas the world had been changed completely in less than two weeks....
I'm leaving this recording for future generations, if there are any!!!! Up here above the Arctic Circle we all assumed we were safe.....we had been safe so far.....but yesterday I saw the pink vine growing over the ridge a few miles south of here so it might only be a matter of time for us.....the Sissy Virus was coming for us too!!!!
