It was his first trip anywhere....so where else would he choose to go?
Las Vegas, of course!!!
The swirling lights and the crowds....and the drinks that just kept coming....it was just so much fun!!!
He'd had a real winning streak going and had actually quadrupled his money....the casino offered him a comped room and free meals and drinks....and he promptly quadrupled his money again!!!!
His streak had brought him close to a million dollars.....and a large assortment of new friends!!!
The women who wouldn't give him the time of day were suddenly very interested in him...and he took a few of them to bed....sometimes more than one at a time!!!!
After another lucky night in the casino he thought that maybe he should quit....maybe he should take his millions and walk away....go home and settle down....
He decided that he'd try his luck one more night....it was a disastrous decision!!!!
He lost it all....and then some....it happened so fast he didn't even realize it was happening!!!
The casino manager escorted him away from the tables when his credit ran out.....
"No....you have to give me a little more credit....I know I can win it back!!!!"
"I'm sorry, you've already exceeded your credit limit.....we'll have to discuss how you're going to pay off the debt you owe us...."
"I'll work for you....I'll work hard....please don't kill me!!!!"
"Oh Sir....we have no intention of killing you...dead people can't pay their debts....yes you'll be working for us for a while....."
They transformed him.....it wasn't surgical it was some kind of witchcraft....
And he worked for them....every night in the casino he kept the high rollers happy....
And every afternoon he lay out by the pool.....he'd be lying if he said he wasn't enjoying his new life....even after they told him his debt had been paid....he decided to stay on....he was slowly amassing another fortune....and he owed it all to his little moneymaker!!!
He'd heard from the folks back home a few times but he'd never answered them....how could he possibly explain....
After all....it was true....what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas!!!!
What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. Wonder if that is true about the new lady parts as well! I guess she'll just be a city girl now!
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