Unemployment Benefit

When I lost my job she was very understanding....at the time there was nothing available for an unremarkable middle manager type like me....
Then she told me she had found the ideal job for me and I was so excited!!!!
"This is your job from now on Sissy.....full time cocksucker.....I'm sure you're going to love it!!!!"
No argument from me....I mean when she's right, she's right!!!