"If you don't mind me saying....your husband has a very small penis!"
"Yes it's tiny compared to my lover Tyrone's cock....but it is what it is...."
"Why do you have him displaying his.....shortcomings to all the ladies?"
"Well I offered to let him wear a maids uniform and he refused...."
"A maids uniform?"
"Yes it would have looked just darling on him but he said no.....and now of course he's been begging me to let him wear it since all the ladies arrived....."
"Men!!! They just don't know what's good for them!!!! That's why they need us!!!!"
I guess it's one of the hard facts in the world.
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