A Couple of Dozen

"Alright, pick up a few dozen and distribute them to the altar boys!"
"Yes Father."
"Tell them I want them to wear a different color each day!"
"Yes Father."
"Tell them I'll be checking!"
"Yes Father."
"Oh and pick up a nice assortment in my size and have them sent to the rectory...."
"Yes Father, should I get you the matching bras too?"
"That's good thinking.....you're going to go far!!!!"
"It's my pleasure Father....will you bless me Father?"
"For gods sake....not here.....wait till we get back to our rooms!!!!"