Late

The pounding at the door woke me....my head was swimming and spinning....it had been quite a party at Tink's Place last night....
"Open up....."
"Who is it..."
"It's your landlord and your rent is late again you goddamned fairy!!!!"
I was going to scream at him that he couldn't call me that and then I remembered....
"I'll drop it by your office later today...."
"5 o'clock Fairy....not a minute later!!!!"
"Yeah, yeah don't get your wings in a twist!!!!"
A few moments later I heard him banging on the elf's door across the hall and yelling something about cookies....I needed some coffee and pixie dust and I needed it now!!!