Accident

He'd discovered it by accident one day after he left his office to get some air....his stress level and blood pressure was through the roof....he sat down on the bench and wished so hard for just a few minutes of peace....
His wish was granted....
Now he spent most of his lunch hours on that very same bench and every time he sat there the change happened....he became calmer and the stress of the office just melted away......his transformation was completely unnoticed by any passersby.....he felt like a beautiful woman without a care in the world.....until....
His secretary texted him that his one o'clock appointment had arrived early.....he texted that he'd be right there....
And as he got up and walked away he became what he was before....a middle aged man with a receding hairline and an ever expanding waist.....but that was only for now.....he'd be back on the bench tomorrow.....