Saturday Matinee - Changes

He'd been doing it for weeks now.....
He took his clothes to the old laundromat cursing his broken washing machine....
Honestly....who ever heard of a part taking two weeks to arrive....
The repairman said it had to ship from somewhere in central Asia....he named some country that nobody even knows exists....apparently all washing machine parts are made there these days....
He'd never been to this laundromat before....it was obviously an old place....a little rundown but that was OK as long as their machines worked....
There was no one else around....not even an attendant....but that was OK....he didn't feel very sociable anyhow.....
He loaded his clothes into a machine and looked for the slot to insert his cash and was surprised to see that the machine only accepted coins....now what was he going to do!!!!
He looked around and spotted a machine on the back wall....
CHANGE was written in large red letters on the front....
He looked over the machine for instructions but didn't see any.....but it all looked pretty straightforward.....he took out a ten dollar bill and fed it into the slot.....
Two buttons lit up.....one said "Partial Change" the other said "Complete Change"....he thought that was a little oddly worded but went ahead and pressed the "Complete Change" button.
The tray began to fill with quarters and as he reached out to scoop them up he was surprised to see he had bright red nail polish on.....
What in the world was going on he wondered as he swept his long brunette hair away from his face....
He looked across the store and saw a small mirror.....his reflection showed a pretty woman....a really pretty woman!!!!
"What the hell?" he said out loud and heard a delightful female voice instead of his usually gruff male one....
He glanced around and seeing that he was still alone he reached his hands to his chest and felt tingles as he cupped his beautiful breasts.....
Then......he had to know....he slipped a hand up under the dress.....the dress!!!! Where the hell had this dress come from!!!!
He slid his hand up his silky smooth thigh until he reached that spot and found that he was now completely female!!!!!
He sat down to think about what had happened.....how had he changed so completely?
Complete change.....the machine....that had to be it....the machine had somehow completely changed him
He decided that he might as well start the washing machine while he pondered what he could do about this....so he fed in half of the quarters he'd gotten and sat back down to think it over....
The place was empty....he thought he might just explore things a bit more,,,,he'd always wondered how the other half felt.....and he slid one hand up between his legs and soon he felt wonderful sensations surging through him....they were unlike anything he'd ever felt before!!!
He heard the washer behind him move into the spin cycle and it was so strong that he actually felt the entire shop begin to vibrate....after a few seconds he decided to climb up on top and enjoy the vibrations in a much more direct way!!!
He was very grateful that he still had the place to himself as the waves of pleasure forced him to moan, louder and louder, until he let out a muted scream as the orgasm washed over him!!!!
He tried to catch his breath  as the machine shut itself off....
He mindlessly took the soaking wet load and transferred it to a dryer.., and he fed in the rest of the quarters he had received....
He sat watching the clothes tumble as the dryer spun.....
Now that he was thinking somewhat rationally.....he wondered what to do....how could he go home like this....surely his wife would have a problem with this....
He would have to try to somehow undo this.....maybe....maybe....if he used the machine again.....what the hell....what did he have to lose....
With a shaking hand he fed another ten dollar bill into the machine and chose the "Complete Change" button.
As the quarters began to fill the tray he reached out his hand and saw.....his hand!!!!
No nail polish......no long hair dangling in his face....reaching down he felt the rough denim of his pants and the bulge that told him with certainty that he was a man again!!!!
The mirror confirmed it.....he was back to his old self!!!!
Over the next several weeks he must have gone to that laundromat dozens of times....he had fed several hundred dollars into that Change machine.....he had found that washer number seven had the strongest spin cycle of them all......
The store had always been deserted until one day as he was riding old number seven to bliss, two men entered....they gave each other a knowing smile and they leered at him as he tried to hold back the inevitable.....tried and failed....
He blushed with embarrassment as the men gave him wide smiles and made some lewd comments....as they walked past him and settled their tools down in front of the Change machine and set about removing the bolts that were securing it to the wall...
Instantly alarmed he asked them what they were doing.....
"We got an order to replace this antique with one of these new digital models....don't worry Honey....we're keeping those old washers.....you seem to enjoy those...."
Him and his coworker both shared a laugh.....
"But you can't take it right now....I need to use it one more time....."
"Use it....Honey this machine hasn't worked in years....maybe you should take a minute....maybe the excitement is too much for you!!!"
They both laughed again as they pulled the machine from the wall and disconnected the power....
"Wait.....I'll buy it from you....how much do you want for it.....please I really want it!!!"
"Sorry Sweetie....it don't belong to us....we were hired to disconnect it and bring it to the owners for scrap...."
"Have fun Baby!!!!" the other man said as they carried the machine out the door!!!!
He sat stunned....
How could he explain this.....his dryer was done and he started folding the clothes....he made the two piles of undies....her panties here and his panties there.....her bras there and his bras....here....and.....wait....what happened to all his clothes.....all of his clothing had changed too!!!!
His phone buzzed and he opened a text from his wife.....
She wanted to know if he wanted to wear his black dress or the sexy red one tonight....
He sat down hard....the realization hit him....."Complete Change" really did mean complete change....