Outside

"C'mon Sissy....we'll just do another mile or two...."
"Can I please just put it back in my pants?"
"Of course not Sissy....as useless as it is it still needs a little sunshine and fresh air...."
"But what if somebody else is on this trail....."
"Well so what if there is?"
"Please.....I'd be so embarrassed...."
"You know what.....next time we go on a hike I think I'll have you in a miniskirt....then you can be embarrassed for a reason!!!!!"
He pleaded with her not to but she felt him twitch in the cage when she said it....