"Great...just great ....now what the fuck are we supposed to do, you Dipshit!!!!"
"Look....it's not mt fault....how was I supposed to know there was a goddamned plague going on!!!!"
Maybe if we turned on the news once in a while instead of watching all that porn...."
"Shut up Larry!!!"
"Do you think we can find her again...and get her to undo it?"
"I don't know....but the guy at the desk said the whole boardwalk is closed!!! He says there's cops that won't let you near the beach!!!"
"Maybe we could sneak out and get to the car...."
"And do what? Drive home? Like this???"
"Maybe we could sneak out and search for her...."
"Shut up Larry!!!"
"Hey leave him alone....it wasn't his idea to let her change us into chicks for a couple of days!!!!"
"Yeah....I didn't hear you complaining when those rich guys took us out....."
"Yeah I recall you were having a pretty good time with that guy...."
"Those were some wild noises coming out of your bedroom that night !!!!"
"Shut up Larry!!!"
"She knew we were coming back in a couple of days....maybe she left some kind of note or something for us...."
"Yeah and maybe she didn't.....the desk clerk says the governor has locked down the state until next month!!!! Next fucking month!!!!"
"So you're saying that we're stuck like this....for a month with no way out....just the four of us stuck in this beautiful suite....with a fully stocked bar....and all the sexy underwear those guys bought us....with nothing to do but find some way to amuse ourselves?"
"Well when you put it that way it doesn't sound so bad does it!!!"
"Yeah....it might be fun.....and it wouldn't be gay because we're all chicks now...."
"Just a thought guys....we were all gonna be turned back into guys so I didn't bother with any....you know...birth control....did any of you?"
They all cast a nervous look at each other....
"Why don't you just shut up Larry!!!!"
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