How Stupid

I bent myself into a pretzel trying to get my little cock into my mouth....I nearly broke my neck falling out of the bed on more than one occasion!!!!

And I never reached it...

So I contented myself with licking up my cum from my hand....the floor....the walls....the ceiling...wherever it landed.....

I can't believe I was so stupid that I never tried this....it seems so obvious now after my wife helped me do it the first time....